Me and My Big Mouth

Yes, it's true, I am a major big mouth. Despite my best intentions, I tend to always say the wrong thing. See, I will not BS, I will say what I think, even if it is a truth people do not want to hear. I try to not say ANYTHING, but my own nature gets the better of me and there I go, running off at the mouth again. I am constantly being called onto the carpet and threatened with disciplinary action. *sigh* Luckily I am under contract and cannot be terminated for just being a sass mouth. But it does tend to put a crimp in my personality, trying to stifle myself all the time. Why just today, I called into question the validity of an administrator's edict, because it was not logical. When I tried to question the decision and caught the administrator in a falsity, the matter became even worse. Called onto the carpet again! The only cure would to win the lottery and then I could say whatever I wanted and damn the consequences. Nice dream, eh?